so sitting on the bus to chester and i look upwards to find a rather odd advertisement that read "My breast feels funny!?" what ever floats your boat...personally you sink mine ;)
then shortly after getting to chester i notice a boy standing outside subway who has a drawn on moustache...erm okay then :L why not i guess?
then on the train later on that day i somehow completely forgot how many months there are in a year :$ and had to ask my friend...oooopsssy :$
how about some random sayings that i have become fond of ;)
- now den swell 'ed ;)
- that were ret funny that was :L
- sick laaaaaa
- yes lid!
- whats gwaanin
- sup mon :P
- put a bangin donk on it
- i'll murder your goat
- i'll bomb your house!
- im gonna eat your pea
- how now brown cow
i have also found some funny things tooooo :L :')
- Richard Edwards is possibly the worst guys name ever (dick 'ed)
- my friend thinks honey is bee jizz
- said friend ^ also thinks there is bull spunk in yoghurt
- a different friend calls cereal Cereals :L why the s??
- you can buy really small mini eggs called "teeny weeny eggs"
- another friend has called a girl ewwww-ie :L is that even a word?
- facebook groups are so funny these days :
- chasing lesbians with your cock out to show them what they are missing out on
- covering yourself in vasaline and sitting naked in the dark
- covering your willy with a tissue and pretending its a ghost
- casually slipping your penis into someones mouth when they yawn
- sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop
- starting a conga line and leading everyone to your sex dungeon
- im wearing skinny jeans...if i cant get them off, neither can the rapist
- throwing cats at lesbians because they love pussy so much
- crying alone on your birthday and rubbing cake all over yourself
- the awkward moment when your erection pokes someone in the eye
- the awkward moment when you're helicoptering your willy and you take off
- wiping cum across your girlfriends forehead and whispering "simba"
- putting your willy in your mates pint when he isnt looking
- just stop poking me and admit you want to have sex with me instead ;)
now onto the title of this post, cause i guess i have to explain "Xtreme Kiwi" :L well on American total wipeout there was a guy from New zealand and the over voice guy kept yelling "XTREME KIWI" when the guy fell into the water :') so it is my new favourite saying...teeeheeee ;)
always look at what you have left,not what you have lost
Gecky xx
Future... that is the topic of this post :) and the reason i decided on that was that today i figured out that i am exactly 16years and 100 days old :) that means there are 265 days until my 17th birthday :D
that is next year, so not so close, as for this year...
there are some exciting dates coming up :D
- in 31 sleeps i shall be off to spain for 3 whole weeks!!!
- GCSE results day on the 25th of august! arrrrr
- then on the 7th of september i start 6th form and i really cannot wait!!
- then on the 31st of october is halloween :P and am off to KPs for another party (tweedle dum and tweedle dee this year)
- then of bombfire night on the 5th of november,not really that exciting but oh well :P
- and christmas is in december!!!!!! 163 days to go :P
and that would about be it for this year! but i am so excited about getting into 6th form and starting my A levels <3 sociology,psychology,biology and mathology (thats just maths but because im doing all 'ologys' i decided to change it) eeeeekk cannot wait as i have already had taster lessons and loved each and every one :) on the down side it seems my bestfriend has chosen not to go 6th form and to move on with his life but all the same i wish him well and will still stay in contact...
"never mind i'll find someone like you,i wish nothing but the best for you too,dont forget me, i begged,i remember you said,sometimes it lasts in love,but somtimes it hurts instead!"
as my holiday is so soon i shall be blogging a lot in the upcoming weeks as i wont have internet access whilst i am over in spain, so thats 3 weeks without a blog post, however that does mean that i will have lots to blog about when i get back!! GCSE results and holiday that should be an interesting post..
but for now, i am off to KPs for 5 days to get away from boredom,listen to nyan cat and laugh a lot :)...so for 5 days bye bye blogger, so that leaves 26 days between when i get home to when i leave for holiday, thats 26 possible blogs if i post every day which i probably wont because i will run out of topics to write about... farwell :)
all of us could take a lesson from the weather,it pays no attention to criticism!
Gecky xx
so todays blog is all about being possitive! :D yayy, so let me see all your happy faces :)
sometimes all it takes to reach your one goal in life is a little self confidence :) so i've been searching for some quotes that are possitive and will help you reach greatness...
- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
- It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. ~W.C. Fields
- If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. ~Vincent Van Gogh
- Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. ~Anaïs Nin, Diary, 1969
- If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. ~Thomas Alva Edison
- Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. ~Les Brown
- Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. ~Henry Ford
- excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~Ralph Marston
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss
- The important thing is not to stop questioning. ~Albert Einstein
- A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. ~David Brinkley
- opinions aint facts,take them in then let them go-Chipmunk and Chris Brown (champion)
- you got every right to a beautiful life- Selena Gomez (who says)
- never let the fear of stiking out,keep you from playing the game- a cinderella story
So stay self confident and happy and you WILL get where you want to be :) beleive in yourself and always smile!!!!
Lifes a climb,but the veiws great!
Gecky xx
okay, we shall begin with the possitive side of this post :P which was my year 11 prom! what.a.night!!! seriously it was so much fun, my dress was the most beautiful thing ive seen and after getting all dressed up, where better to have it than at peckforton castle! fairytale much >.< though the function room was previously burnt down :( (see last blog below) though they attached a markee to the castle and it was simply beautiful, great setting,great people!! so my brothers girlfriend was doing my make up...she was late!! making me the last person who was going in our limo to be ready...the limo was picking us up at my house :$ teeeheee, anyway,the limo ride was fun, 8 of us sat and sang our hearts out whilst being drove around :) so there were lots of hugs on arrival (ive missed everyone so much) and everyone looked so so wonderful, we danced the night away and the time went too quickly...the photograoher liked my smile ^^ he is my new best friend...he called me the girl with the cheeky smile ;) woop!! ive pulled ;) but i had some friends stay over after and we stayed up most of the night just chatting :)
and now the other half...not so good i guess... ive been faced with the problem that my bestfriend may be leaving...i mean i knew it was a possibility that he wouldnt go to sixth form but he was never 100% and lately thing have been happening that have swayed him towards staying on and he told me that he would be...however today he tells me hes still not sure and hes gonna make his decision this week...and tell me on friday when he sees my for taster lessons...meaning friday could be the last chance i see him again! ever :'( he lives in the middle of no where and struggles to get into t'wich and if he is busy with a job and everything else that he has to do, im sure the little contact we have will soon vanish...i dont think he realised how much of a heart breaking decision this could be for other people, hes such a cheery guy and is practically the heart of our friendship group, but most importantly he means everything to me, and i'll be utterly crushed if i never see him again...i really dont know what i will do without him :'(
Holiday in spain is getting closer >.< ahhhhhhh actually cannot wait now :D
There cannot be a rainbow,without a cloud or a storm...
Gecky xx
Ive been of school for little over 3 weeks and Im going slightly mad :L there is only so much tv you can watch and so much walking you can do around a small town... so I have decided to blog away my boredom... i have got into a pattern of watching a film every night and i am slowely running out of decent films to watch :L and by day i dwindle away the hours by watching pointless youtube clips, occasionally finding something quite amusing...
for the past week i have looking for inspiration for a blog, and have found nothing :L the days are starting to murge together and i never know the date or what day it is even, leaving school means you have a lot of spare time on your hand, and with nothing to do with that time you find yourself slowly going insane!!
oh i must tell you about my last 3 exams :)
Maths paper 1...maths has always been simple :)
Maths paper 2... went well i think :) actually remembered my calulator :)
and
Geography- what a beautiful paper :) went really well!
After searching for inspiration for weeks, just sitting here now has reminded me of something that i must share...
so, my year 11 prom is in just over a week, and it was ment to be at the beautiful Pecforton Castle, however, sadly there was a major fire there early on sunday morning, 100 plus fire fighters were there and even then they struggled to contain the blaze and an entire wing of the castle is ruined, leaving over 1 million pounds worth of damage...and al of this is because of a row over a bill, there was a wedding at the castle on saturday and late that night at the bar the grooms money ran out and the barman refused to serve him, and ive heard the guy said "you'll pay for this" (very over dramatic if you ask me), but they did, early hours on sunday morning he set fire to the main function room, and over 100 people had to be evacuated,luckily no one was hurt and after looking at the CCTV the police arrested the groom for arson and intent to harm,and fire crews worked through the day trying to contain the flames, they were successful and this saved the rest of the building,and they worked well into the night to put it out full, crews are still working today, dampening all the hot spots to ensure it is safe so that investigators can go onto the scene, stupid how he thought he would get away with that!! and what a good way to begin your marriage, being arrested and having your new wife and all of the guests lives out at risk! and now our prom will probably not be there! it will still be on the same night regardless but we are all utterly gutted about this event! also about 20 couples have phones the hotel to ask what will happen on their days, but even the staff do not know yet...what a stupid man! and i hope he goes to prison for a very long time, not only for ruining our prom and some peoples wedding plans but for endangering so many peoples lives all because he couldnt get any more alcohol...tragic really :(
i am sure i will blog about my prom and therefore you will have a full update on what has happened :)
when nothing is going right, go left instead
Gecky xx
so long high school!! okay so i still have to back 3 more times :L twice for math exams and once for a geography exam but i just couldnt wait to blog :L ive been obsessivly trying not to write a blog post till the 17th of june which is the date of my final exam but i just couldnt hold it in any longer :D :D
okayss so let me begin with a run through of the exams i have had and how each has gone...
Monday 16th of May 2011- English paper 1... my very first exam, and it was english, the one i know i need to do well in, so i was pretty pleased with section A as it was on freerunning :L and considering my older brother does freerunning himself i think i have done okay in that part of the exam paper, and on section B i wrote an article all about if i agree with the statement "people shouldnt play dangerous sports" i argued that every sport has its dangers ;) woop was very proud of that article :P
Tuesday 17th of May 2011- Re exam, okay so i contradicted myself a lot in this exam as at the beginning i was saying how i dont believe in God and at the end how i was a Christian :L ahh well they mark each section seperately :) over all i was pleased with that exam cause its all your own oppinion and as long as you put in some key words here and there then you're good to go :P
Wednesday 18th of May 2011 - Catering...hmmm not the best exam paper ive ever done but it could have been worse :L though i couldnt for the life of me think of 3 kinds of knives a chef needs on a daily basis...bread knife,fish knife,butter knife? hope they are all real :L but i hope i have done well in this exam as i got an A* in my practicle :D
Wednesday 18th May 2011 -English paper 2... pleased with this exam! other cultures poetry went brilliantly, two of the best poems came up in the question and i wrote an essay that i am very proud of, section A couldnt have been better i dont think... okay section B..write to discribe a country scene in summer and winter, god i loved that question as its all your own imagination :) another english exam well done :)
Thurday 19th of May 2011- Biology 3! ugh not well done at all :/ i disliked the paper very much and cried a lot after :/ however after distroying my biology book i have come to realise that i actually answered all of the questions and hopefully i have done well enough to get a B over all (yn)
Tuesday 24th of May 2011- English literature... so after a good 5 day break between this paper and the bio paper i had time to relax and also to cram in as much revision as humanly possible! i went into this exam fully prepared, but never in a million years though i would come out of an exam so happy! seriously that exam was the best by far! the 'Of Mice And Men' question was about broken lives :D great thats 'George' and 'Curleys wife' boom sorted :) my essay was beautiful and i was rather proud of it, all 4 pages :D and then there was the 'Heaney and Clark' poetry section which asked about how language was used to present feelings EASY!!!!!! woo so so so sooooo happy with that exam it was unreal! :) (sad i know but who gives a damn)
Wednesday 25th of May 2011- Chemistry 3, okay so i have no perticular complaints about this exam though i wasnt exactly over joyed with it :L not a lot to discuss as i am 50/50 on how this one went :L
Friday 27th of May 2011- Physics 2&3...both because my physics teacher is a douch and obviously didnt understand when i told him i wasnt re-sitting the paper i got a D in :$ okay so triple science people shouldnt get a D but i did get a B in one exam and an A in my ISA (isa,isa baby) which would level me off at at least a high B stupid man :| but over all those 2 exams went better than i expected :)
that was all of the exams i have had :) but oh my days! the last day was seriously AMAZING!!!
i got soaked in a water fight
signed about a million people
took 112 photos :L
cried my eyes out
got covered in squirty cream
and ate wayyyy too much junk food :L
regardless of my amazing last day i am sort of glad to be free :) 12 whole weeks of freedom, 3 of which im in spain :D hehe the remaining 9 weeks i think i will either be asleep,on facebook or blogging, or out with my friends or boyfriend <3 ooooooh i forgot to mention that cheeky little detail :P no longer single (Y) woop :) though i do miss being able to sing "riding solo" really loud :L doesnt have the same affect if you are not in fact 'ridin solo' :P ah well worth it i guesss :D as i am happy!!!!!!!!!
chin up people, and good luck to any year 11's in the exams you have left <3
Gecky xx
Okay so i know i said i wouldnt blog till my GCSEs are over but whilst i remember some of this stuff ima share it with you!! :D english exam tomorrow!! arrr wish me luck!!!
- okay so me and my friend KP used to makes signs saying where her sister coulsnt go :L "no Gemmas aloud" :L oh how nice were we? :L
- I used to call my step-dad Yawee :L his name is Alan :L i was a confused child I think, the strange thing about 2 years after these things called Yawee powers came out (weird right!?!)
- me and said friend also used to follow my step-dad round going "naughty alan,naughty alan,naughty alan..." and so on :L
- I used to go on walks with my parents when i was about 3 and just say "a walking stick" over and over again all the way :)
- me and KP also used to colour in shells, played murder in the dark with my sisters, played polly pockets and sylvanian families
- we also made a game called duck peach (our own take on bobbing apples)
- okay so i had a pair of red wellies that i wouldnt take off :L slept with them on and everything :L
- me and another friend Cooke :) we were crazy! we used to sit in puddles just for the hell of it
- there was this one time when i tied her to the fence and when the bell went she was stuck, and i just left her there because i didnt want to get in trouble (yeh great friend i am )
- there was another time when we put dairylee dunker cheese on the fence then went back later like "oh look who would be so naughty to do that?" cool much ;)
- we used to play this game in the car on the way home where we pretended we couldnt see and we used to poke eachother :L
- we once put a polly pocket dog in the microwave for 30 minutes :L yeh guess how that turned out...a nice blob of melted,burned plastic ummm :L
- oh oh ohhh once the hair off one of her polly pockets fell off so we pretended it was a boy :') even though it is clearly wearing a bikini :L fail!!
okay so that is all i can think of right now :L if i think of more i'll add them to this post :D
okay now goodbye blogger i'll see you in 2 weeks when i break up for half term!! then after that only 3 more exams (Y) then IM FREEEEEE!!!!!!!!! :)
remember your childhood <3
Gecky xx
