Saturday, 16 July 2011

Xtreme Kiwi ;)

so sitting on the bus to chester and i look upwards to find a rather odd advertisement that read "My breast feels funny!?" what ever floats your boat...personally you sink mine ;)
then shortly after getting to chester i notice a boy standing outside subway who has a drawn on moustache...erm okay then :L why not i guess?
then on the train later on that day i somehow completely forgot how many months there are in a year :$ and had to ask my friend...oooopsssy :$
how about some random sayings that i have become fond of ;)
  • now den swell 'ed ;)
  • that were ret funny that was :L
  • sick laaaaaa
  • yes lid!
  • whats gwaanin
  • sup mon :P
  • put a bangin donk on it
  • i'll murder your goat
  • i'll bomb your house!
  • im gonna eat your pea
  • how now brown cow
i have also found some funny things tooooo :L :')

  • Richard Edwards is possibly the worst guys name ever (dick 'ed)
  • my friend thinks honey is bee jizz
  • said friend ^ also thinks there is bull spunk in yoghurt
  • a different friend calls cereal Cereals :L why the s??
  • you can buy really small mini eggs called "teeny weeny eggs"
  • another friend has called a girl ewwww-ie :L is that even a word?
  • facebook groups are so funny these days :
  1. chasing lesbians with your cock out to show them what they are missing out on
  2. covering yourself in vasaline and sitting naked in the dark
  3. covering your willy with a tissue and pretending its a ghost
  4. casually slipping your penis into someones mouth when they yawn
  5. sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop
  6. starting a conga line and leading everyone to your sex dungeon    
  7. im wearing skinny jeans...if i cant get them off, neither can the rapist 
  8. throwing cats at lesbians because they love pussy so much
  9. crying alone on your birthday and rubbing cake all over yourself
  10. the awkward moment when your erection pokes someone in the eye 
  11. the awkward moment when you're helicoptering your willy and you take off
  12. wiping cum across your girlfriends forehead and whispering "simba"
  13. putting your willy in your mates pint when he isnt looking
  14. just stop poking me and admit you want to have sex with me instead ;)
now onto the title of this post, cause i guess i have to explain "Xtreme Kiwi" :L well on American total wipeout there was a guy from New zealand and the over voice guy kept yelling "XTREME KIWI" when the guy fell into the water :') so it is my new favourite saying...teeeheeee ;)

always look at what you have left,not what you have lost

Gecky xx  

Friday, 15 July 2011

Up coming events

Future... that is the topic of this post :) and the reason i decided on that was that today i figured out that i am exactly 16years and 100 days old :) that means there are 265 days until my 17th birthday :D

that is next year, so not so close, as for this year...

there are some exciting dates coming up :D

  1. in 31 sleeps i shall be off to spain for 3 whole weeks!!!
  2. GCSE results day on the 25th of august! arrrrr
  3. then on the 7th of september i start 6th form and i really cannot wait!!
  4. then on the 31st of october is halloween :P and am off to KPs for another party (tweedle dum and tweedle dee this year)
  5. then of bombfire night on the 5th of november,not really that exciting but oh well :P
  6. and christmas is in december!!!!!! 163 days to go :P
and that would about be it for this year! but i am so excited about getting into 6th form and starting my A levels <3 sociology,psychology,biology and mathology (thats just maths but because im doing all 'ologys' i decided to change it) eeeeekk cannot wait as i have already had taster lessons and loved each and every one :) on the down side it seems my bestfriend has chosen not to go 6th form and to move on with his life but all the same i wish him well and will still stay in contact...
"never mind i'll find someone like you,i wish nothing but the best for you too,dont forget me, i begged,i remember you said,sometimes it lasts in love,but somtimes it hurts instead!"

as my holiday is so soon i shall be blogging a lot in the upcoming weeks as i wont have internet access whilst i am over in spain, so thats 3 weeks without a blog post, however that does mean that i will have lots to blog about when i get back!! GCSE results and holiday that should be an interesting post..

but for now, i am off to KPs for 5 days to get away from boredom,listen to nyan cat and laugh a lot :) for 5 days bye bye blogger, so that leaves 26 days between when i get home to when i leave for holiday, thats 26 possible blogs if i post every day which i probably wont because i will run out of topics to write about... farwell :)

all of us could take a lesson from the weather,it pays no attention to criticism!

Gecky xx

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

I'm no beauty queen, I'm just beautiful me

so todays blog is all about being possitive! :D yayy, so let me see all your happy faces :)

sometimes all it takes to reach your one goal in life is a little self confidence :) so i've been searching for some quotes that are possitive and will help you reach greatness...

  • Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.  ~Eleanor Roosevelt
  • It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.  ~W.C. Fields
  • If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.  ~Vincent Van Gogh
  • Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.  ~Ana├»s Nin, Diary, 1969
  • If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.  ~Thomas Alva Edison
  • Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.  ~Les Brown
  • Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.  ~Henry Ford
  • excellence is not a skill.  It is an attitude.  ~Ralph Marston
  • Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.  ~Dr. Seuss
  • The important thing is not to stop questioning.  ~Albert Einstein
  • A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.  ~David Brinkley
  • opinions aint facts,take them in then let them go-Chipmunk and Chris Brown (champion)
  • you got every right to a beautiful life- Selena Gomez (who says)
  • never let the fear of stiking out,keep you from playing the game- a cinderella story

So stay self confident and happy and you WILL get where you want to be :) beleive in yourself and always smile!!!!

Lifes a climb,but the veiws great!

Gecky xx

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Prom and Problems...

okay, we shall begin with the possitive side of this post :P which was my year 11 prom! what.a.night!!! seriously it was so much fun, my dress was the most beautiful thing ive seen and after getting all dressed up, where better to have it than at peckforton castle! fairytale much >.< though the function room was previously burnt down :( (see last blog below) though they attached a markee to the castle and it was simply beautiful, great setting,great people!! so my brothers girlfriend was doing my make up...she was late!! making me the last person who was going in our limo to be ready...the limo was picking us up at my house :$ teeeheee, anyway,the limo ride was fun, 8 of us sat and sang our hearts out whilst being drove around :) so there were lots of hugs on arrival (ive missed everyone so much) and everyone looked so so wonderful, we danced the night away and the time went too quickly...the photograoher liked my smile ^^ he is my new best friend...he called me the girl with the cheeky smile ;) woop!! ive pulled ;) but i had some friends stay over after and we stayed up most of the night just chatting :)

and now the other half...not so good i guess... ive been faced with the problem that my bestfriend may be leaving...i mean i knew it was a possibility that he wouldnt go to sixth form but he was never 100% and lately thing have been happening that have swayed him towards staying on and he told me that he would be...however today he tells me hes still not sure and hes gonna make his decision this week...and tell me on friday when he sees my for taster lessons...meaning friday could be the last chance i see him again! ever :'( he lives in the middle of no where and struggles to get into t'wich and if he is busy with a job and everything else that he has to do, im sure the little contact we have will soon vanish...i dont think he realised how much of a heart breaking decision this could be for other people, hes such a cheery guy and is practically the heart of our friendship group, but most importantly he means everything to me, and i'll be utterly crushed if i never see him again...i really dont know what i will do without him :'(

Holiday in spain is getting closer >.< ahhhhhhh actually cannot wait now :D

There cannot be a rainbow,without a cloud or a storm...

Gecky xx