then shortly after getting to chester i notice a boy standing outside subway who has a drawn on moustache...erm okay then :L why not i guess?
then on the train later on that day i somehow completely forgot how many months there are in a year :$ and had to ask my friend...oooopsssy :$
how about some random sayings that i have become fond of ;)
- now den swell 'ed ;)
- that were ret funny that was :L
- sick laaaaaa
- yes lid!
- whats gwaanin
- sup mon :P
- put a bangin donk on it
- i'll murder your goat
- i'll bomb your house!
- im gonna eat your pea
- how now brown cow
- Richard Edwards is possibly the worst guys name ever (dick 'ed)
- my friend thinks honey is bee jizz
- said friend ^ also thinks there is bull spunk in yoghurt
- a different friend calls cereal Cereals :L why the s??
- you can buy really small mini eggs called "teeny weeny eggs"
- another friend has called a girl ewwww-ie :L is that even a word?
- facebook groups are so funny these days :
- chasing lesbians with your cock out to show them what they are missing out on
- covering yourself in vasaline and sitting naked in the dark
- covering your willy with a tissue and pretending its a ghost
- casually slipping your penis into someones mouth when they yawn
- sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop
- starting a conga line and leading everyone to your sex dungeon
- im wearing skinny jeans...if i cant get them off, neither can the rapist
- throwing cats at lesbians because they love pussy so much
- crying alone on your birthday and rubbing cake all over yourself
- the awkward moment when your erection pokes someone in the eye
- the awkward moment when you're helicoptering your willy and you take off
- wiping cum across your girlfriends forehead and whispering "simba"
- putting your willy in your mates pint when he isnt looking
- just stop poking me and admit you want to have sex with me instead ;)
always look at what you have left,not what you have lost